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What’s that? I’m watching a Paul Simon interview…my brain is a complete puddle of annoyed mush.But seriously I’m not crazy about dying…which is why I’m torturing myself right now. I don’t just want to look good, I want to feel better and have a long life so I can work at Dunkin’ Donuts do something worthwhile.
I’m so hungry I feel like vomiting….but that’s totally my own fault. But still…I wanted to say screw the 17 day diet so so so sooooooo badly! Those munchkins were calling out to me like long lost friends…”Just oneeee! It won’t hurt your progress…60 calories…it can’t sidetrack you! We’re full of yummy goodness that will totally satisfy that hunger pang that only delicious carbs will satisfy…”
Really….they were saying that to me. I heard it…during allll 13 hours of my work day. But I won dangit! Those munchkins went down…and the blueberry bagel I wanted so bad that last hour…it would have been heavenly toasted with melted butter and just a tinnny bit of cream cheese. SO. YUMMY! But I did not…
Instead I had my Keifer Smoothie and Orange this morning. I ended up not liking my salad…I only ate like 5 bites…and let me tell you that sucker was HUGE! I’m not a fan of balsamic vinegar unless it’s cooked. So I gave it to my mid-shifter.
I ate all my carrots. and celery. and green tea. And I had a yogurt. But dang…my stomach is literally eating itself right now. And I have another 50 minutes until the eggplant Parmesan I’m making is ready…I have no idea if it will be good or not. I’m also making more kefir smoothies and taco salad for tomorrow. I’m 99% positive the taco salad is going to be awesome. Right?! right.
And I’m actually not quite ready to start c25k…my leg is not healed from the stupid car accident. Maybe my leg will be healed by the time my car eventually…some time in the near to far future…get’s fixed.
However…I’m 6 L.B’s down. Yep…true story. Totally makes the heart burn and churning stomach at the moment worth it. Now I’m off for a glass of blueberry green tea.
P.S. I realize I’m making the diet sound like death today…but this is the first day it’s been terrible…and it’s day 4…which is like 1/4 of the way through the cycle. It’s all good in the hood….
P.P.S I totally sang “gangsta’s paradise” by coolio at work all day. It was fabulous.
P.P.P.S I also sang “This is the song that doesn’t end…” from Lambchop and sherry lewis days. Awesome right?!
Till next time…
