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Yep…I’m Back.
Where have I been you ask?!
Well…working 60+ hours a week…well…let’s go for broke and call it an even 80 hours a week. (It’s true you know!) I’ve become a store manager at Dunkin’ Donuts. And I packed on the L-B’s if you know what I mean.
And that’s why I’m back. I’ve gained an ungodly amount of weight. UN-GODLY!!
This was me almost a year ago in Atlanta -
I KNOW…I looked so Trendy.
And this is me now…literally I just took it.
I KNOWWWW….scary. frightening. My legs are tree trunks. My stomach is round…not flat. And my face…oh man I look the marshmellow man. In more ways than one…thank you Dunkin’ Donuts for taking away all my tanning time tooooo!
I would first like to thank the makers of Danazol. Thank you for making my pain stop. But I kind of hate you for the terrible skin acne I developed, the weight gain (30 lbs in two months…before I ever got the DD job!), and the hot flashes. I’ll forgive you for the hair on my upper lip that got kinda gross…wax takes care of that.
And secondly I would like to thank myself for the weight gain…or rather my complete lack of control. You Win Donuts..YOU WIN!! I tried to resist…but you wore me down day in and day out…and now I eat donuts every day. and muchkins…and croissants and bagels…i’m insatiable. It’s disgusting…I have no self-control.
I’m an utter mess…I’ve stopped taking care of myself completely. Physically, emotionally, spiritually, socially…
Well that stops now. Today was day 1 of the couch to 5k program. c25k
Let me just tell you in case you didn’t get the picture already…I AM FAT! And OUT OF SHAPE!! Day one was 30 minutes…I made it 16 minutes…yeah a 5 minute warm up. 1 minute run. 1.5 minute walk. 1 min run…and so on and so forth. yeah…I make it halfway…guess tomorrow is day one again.
I’m blogging to hold myself accountable and to hopefully look back and feel proud of my progress.
I’m also starting the 17 day diet tomorrow…
So wish me luck…expect daily updates…
C25K day 1=Epic fail!!
